OK! IT’S MID-LIFE CRISIS TIME
With “property issues to attend to” in Spain, I qualified for essential travel prerequisites, prompting me to book the next First Class (the first sign of mid-life, adopting the “Fuck it” attitude) Qatar flight to Madrid. Spain’s restrictions were considerably more relaxed upon arrival, particularly as the country approached the summer months. While vaccination efforts gained momentum globally and Australia persisted with its stringent lockdown protocols, Spain...
Discover' Divorced Virgin,' a powerful, raw, and humorous guide for men navigating divorce and the challenges of family court. A must-read for reclaiming your life!
Why Every Man Needs to Read Divorced Virgin: A Raw, Honest, and Often Hilarious Survival Guide
When divorce comes knocking, it doesn't just take your house, car, or savings—it can leave you questioning your identity, self-worth, and sanity. For men, navigating the chaos of separation often means stepping into a battlefield with no...
DIVORCE MADNESS
Dinner at Vue de Monde
You’ve seen those photographs where the background is blurred, and the only part in focus is the person at the centre of the picture. That was Zoe walking into Vue de Monde, the restaurant where we met. Every other detail of that place blurred as every part of me focussed on every aspect of her. She walked without shame or false modesty, knowing she was beautiful. Sleek with an athletic frame, Zoe had the breasts of a French actress. Small-chested women...
Scare Tactics
“I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty, but the pig likes it.” George Bernard Shaw
Divorce is not fun. It is not a game. It certainly is not easy. Unfortunately, nothing adds difficulty to an already demanding situation like the belligerent, agitating, self-aggrandising bully of a divorce lawyer who happens to represent your spouse. When I started to represent myself, Peckerhead viewed me as “easy picking” because, well, I was. As part of his...
You’ve signed the papers. The dust has settled. Now what? If you’re like me, you’re probably staring at your reflection in the mirror, asking, “What the hell do I do now?” Spoiler alert: You figure it out—one step, one choice, one awkward first dance at a singles’ party at a time.
Divorce isn’t just the end of a marriage; it’s the beginning of a new chapter. And trust me, while it might feel like you’re stumbling in the dark, there’s light ahead. Here’s what worked for me, and it might just...
In this fascinating memoir, follow Evan’s journey through a rollercoaster of court appearances, fly-by-night legal maneuvering, courtroom theatrics, and broken hearts. It’s a fascinating and detailed look at the ins and outs of the divorce process, both legally and emotionally. In a narrative that’s at times savagely funny and other times tearfully earnest, Evan shares the ups and downs of what it’s like to have your life turned upside down by the person you trusted the most. His story,...
FIRST DAY IN COURT
“Listen! Stop fucking worrying; nothing is going to happen in a mention”!
You cannot put a monetary value on emotional solace, and Joe Pitt definitely didn’t fit the profile of a SNAG. (Sensitive New Age Guy). Though I wasn’t exactly asking for a hug of comfort in my time of distress, “stop fucking worrying” was no consolation amid what I thought was about to be the ruin of my life.
Julia arrived with an entourage that would be fitting for Watergate. If the tactic was meant...
CHAPTER 1
MY TRIAL WAS A FARCE!
It was a Wednesday morning, the 06th of November. Derby Day, in fact.
An incredible event that combines sport, fashion and food all in one place.
Whilst the rest of Melbourne was engulfed in horse racing and carnival spirit, men enmeshed in Family Court proceedings are prepping to be either shorn or stripped entirely of their money, homes and families.
The stakes are high, with hundreds of thousands of dollars and sometimes millions on the line. These stakes...
Biting and unapologetic…
Cutler offers an unflinching, personal account of a man’s battle through divorce and the family court system in his powerful memoir. The opening chapter, “My Trial Was a Farce!” sets a fierce tone, exposing the absurdities of the family court system. Cutler’s sardonic humor punctuates his frustrations with a process that forced him through over 50 court appearances without legal representation. Through vivid descriptions and sharp observations, he chronicles these...
